Don’t Hire Your Dad’s Strategist + CFO.

Sure, they know their stuff. But money jargon, boring grey suits, and perfectly knotted ties? 

Not the vibe. 

Instead, I’m all about rolling up my sleeves (or tying up my hair) and diving headfirst into your money chaos. So let me get down and dirty with your numbers to bring you some well-deserved peace of mind.

As for those crisp grey suits? 

It’s more like dog hair-covered leggings ‘round here.